Rock Concert

Doug Fir Lounge 830 E. Burnside St., Portland, OR, United States

Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. […]

$15 – $40

Cupcake Decorating

The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD, United States

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. […]

free

Board Meeting

Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur, Paris, France

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? […]

Birthday Party

Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United States

Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want […]

Weekend Long Adventure

Cambridge University Library West Road, Cambridge, United Kingdom

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a […]

Kitten Adoption Day

Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA, United States

I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And […]